marshall's definitions

schmeller

The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.

Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!

by Marshall November 1, 2004

pivot point

the target person in the center of the circle-jerk.

pivot point equals bukakki centerfold.

by Marshall February 24, 2004

rugby

American footballers get beaten with rugs, then they go and have jarrs of peanut butter for a half-time snack.

Rugby is a real mans game, American football has more padding than 10 fat Americans in a bedshop. The French are dirty rugby players...and also really gay.

Jono's dad hits him with a rug after his team loses :(

GO ENGLAND!

by Marshall January 7, 2005