mark h's definitions

horizontal mood

1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.

Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 19, 2004

granfalloon

A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.

The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.

The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.

Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.

by Mark H June 19, 2004

suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.

Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H September 30, 2004

The Mexican National Bird

A nickname for the common house fly.

I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.

by Mark H September 21, 2004

check her out with your pecker out

To go somewhere with your girlfriend,wife,lover,mistress, or prostitute with the intention of having sex with her.

Synonyms:

hang out with your wang out

cool out with your tool out

I just met this one very hot girl for my taste at the topless bar and tonight I'm gonna go check her out with my pecker out.

by Mark H July 30, 2004

menstrubation

When a woman masturbates while she's having her period. The word is coined from the words "masturbation" and "menstruation(i.e. when a woman has her period).

When the voyeur caught sight of the black-haired, pale-skinned goth chick lying naked and menstrubating on a towel on the floor, he immediately thought to himself, "That is one sick bitch!"





Mark H. Expanding the sexual slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2004

sceptic tank

Any person, place, thing, or idea that causes much doubt, questioning, and/or disagreement among varied groups of like-minded people.

"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."

George W. Bush is a complete fucking sceptic tank.

The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.

by Mark H July 8, 2004