Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 08, 2004

idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005

mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

by Mario November 09, 2004

cock wrangler

A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands

"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"

by Mario November 02, 2004

trucha

watch out, look out

Trucha.

by Mario August 28, 2003

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003

yudit

Best used with the company of "David".

A good example of the word "yudit" would happen to be "David. Yudit"

by mario July 13, 2004