mario's definitions

marioso

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

by Mario November 2, 2004

cock wrangler

A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands

"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"

by Mario November 2, 2004

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

by Mario November 9, 2004

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

Karmen

A short, blonde girl from Louisiana. She thinks she is ugly but with her beautiful gray eyes and perfect smile, she is tha finest ma around.

Man, Karmen is comin to visit. You should see this gorgeous thing.

by Mario January 11, 2004

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 2, 2004