marK's definitions

Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

by Mark June 24, 2004

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003

Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

by Mark November 25, 2003

Avril

Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).

Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.

by Mark July 6, 2004

pole

1736 slang term for midevil cock, mainly used by pesants and looked down upon by the upper class.

"I've never seen a pole shoot it that far sir Charles."

by Mark November 14, 2003

Bunta

The act or process of acting in an aggrevated or thought less manner.

"The wifes gone bunta!"

by Mark September 24, 2003

hot

someone who is too pretty and smart for her own good

Ashley is smoking hot

by mark October 15, 2006