marK's definitions

mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.

Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....

by Mark January 28, 2005

turgid-love-rocket

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

by Mark November 24, 2003

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004

WTHAY

Who the hell are you? Is a popular term for greeting new members of public mailing lists.

Who the hell are you?

by Mark January 19, 2005

avast

A term commonly used by pirates and pirate wannabes. Means cease and desist.

Arr, avast lest ye want yer captain te chop off ye balls!

by Mark November 29, 2004

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003