Ralph.T

To get banned, lose post counts or denied access to a website or message board due to inappropriate posting or mentioning the word "fathead". Originally started on www.mustangworld.com
Dude, yer gonna get Ralph.T
by Mark January 25, 2005
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markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.
Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.
by Mark March 31, 2005
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carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.
I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-
by Mark October 10, 2004
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airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit
i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns
by mark March 29, 2004
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belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake
(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.
by Mark February 06, 2005
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crackpot

he is a crackpot
by Mark March 23, 2004
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cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.
You are a cocksmoke.
by Mark July 08, 2003
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