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Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of innocents, they didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).

Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
*Medieval market bustle*

Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!

*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*

*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England

The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
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The perfect vagina. Smooth, tight and snuggly.
I ate her tulip bud out last night and it tasted like heaven.
by mancyclopediac September 29, 2018
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Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.
Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.
by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022
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One of the most amazing composers on YouTube. He is finnish and makes themed music, like Pirate, Celtic, Viking, Cowboy and many other kinds of songs. Some of his most famous titles inclue "The Lone Wanderer" "Lords of Iron" and "To Valhalla!"

Will very likely be recording in history along with other great composers like Adrian von Ziegler, Derek and Brandon Fiechter and Peter Crowley as part of a new musical current that is not yet defined. Or perhaps even observed. Although it really should be.
I listened to Antti Martikainen on the way to school and it felt like I was cruising on a pirate ship while fighting a kraken with spears and guns in a pirate ship on a stormy sea.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
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A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021
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