French for “I put my balls down your throat.”
Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!
by maladroit is me March 12, 2023
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Quasivalidic

Something that appears to be real but, is ultimately a hoax.
The marketing of milk as healthy in the United States was quasivalidic.

The Trojan Horse was a quasivalidic gift.
by maladroit is me August 22, 2023
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behina

/buh-HEE-nah/ or /buh-hee-NAH/
People named Behina exude big gigachad goblin energy from every inch of their being. No taller than 3'0" and comes free packaged with a variety of different cakcles, giggles, and laughs! Some famous examples are the window wiper™, tea kettle™, car starter™, wheeze™, donkey™, spongebob™, and many many more! Although Behina are people they can sometimes act like a different speices entirely. For example, they may sweat exesively compared to that of a typical human. Side effects of Behina include screeching at their mom uncontrollably, being deeply invested in some random korean dude who can sing and dance, adoring a certain sherlock, and to quote, "A twinge of delulu" (Behina 2023). All in all, a Behina is a steal and if you call in now we'll throw in an extra for absoluelty FREE. that's right, FREE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL IN NOW. CALL redacted TO ACCEPT THIS AMAZING OFFER NOW!
behina: MAH-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
mah-maaaa: behina tf you wan u sound liek a hawk
behina: ARHAUGAGBAHGAGURGAHHA AHAHAH AGHAG EEHEHEHHEHEHEH (sheep laugh)
by maladroit is me December 27, 2023
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behina

/buh-HEE-nah/ or /buh-hee-NAH/
People named Behina exude big gigachad goblin energy from every inch of their being. No taller than 3'0" and comes free packaged with a variety of different cackles, giggles, and laughs! Some famous examples are the window wiper™, tea kettle™, car starter™, wheeze™, donkey™, spongebob™, and many many more! Although Behina are people they can sometimes act like a different species entirely. For example, they may sweat excessively compared to that of a typical human. Side effects of Behina include screeching at their mom uncontrollably, being deeply invested in some random Korean dude who can sing and dance, adoring a certain Sherlock, and to quote, "A twinge of delulu" (Behina 2023). All in all, a Behina is a steal and if you call in now we'll throw in an extra for absolutely FREE. that's right, FREE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL IN NOW. CALL redacted TO ACCEPT THIS AMAZING OFFER NOW!
behina: MAH-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
mah-maaaa: behina tf you wan u sound liek a hawk
behina: ARHAUGAGBAHGAGURGAHHA AHAHAH AGHAG EEHEHEHHEHEHEH (sheep laugh)
by maladroit is me January 01, 2024
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