Definitions by mad dog

mermaid's flannel 

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

mermaid's flannel by mad dog February 25, 2004

blind lesbian in a fishmongers 

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

blind lesbian in a fishmongers by mad dog February 25, 2004

badgers head 

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

badgers head by mad dog February 25, 2004

dismind 

to have no feelings about

I don't dismind fist-anal. (means the same as i don't mind fist-anal)

dismind by Mad Dog November 30, 2003