mad dog's definitions

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

Keera

Keeras are a natural beauty, though they think they are the exact opposite. They're kind, gentle, but isn't afraid of going ninja on your ass. Keera is loud and outgoing, cusses frequently. She is not afraid to tell you off, flip you off, or just flip you. A Keera will love passionately but won't love easy, normally lies to herself about crushes, saying she has none. Very smart, loves to read, loves nature. Hates being alone or quiet, never stops talking. Even though she talks a lot, Keeras are great listeners. They love to help you through hard times and will do anything to help even people she hates. Is quick to hate and doesn't forgive easy. Normally are friends with many people but isn't considered popular. Amazing smile, great ass, dazzling eyes, voice of an angel.

"I wish I looked like Keera."

"Keera is looking fine today!"
"Bro, she always looks fine!"

by Mad Dog March 10, 2015

grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004