15 definitions by machary

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 4, 2022

2 June

National Annoy Your Best Friend Day

me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.

by machary May 31, 2022

May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022

June 2

Spend time with ur cousins

Me: hey cuzzo it’s june 2
cuzzo:?

me: spend time with ur cousins day slownut

cuzzo: oh yeeee 😅

by machary May 29, 2022

June 4

Go somewhere with ur bsfs

Me: Hey girls it’s June 4
them: what?
Me: …
them: ohhh go somewhere with ur bsfs day
me: yeaaaa
them: let’s go then

by machary May 31, 2022

May 10

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

by machary May 8, 2022

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022