Definitions by machary

May 20 

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

May 20 by machary May 10, 2022

May 13 

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

May 13 by machary May 9, 2022

May 12 

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

May 12 by machary May 8, 2022

May 10 

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

May 10 by machary May 8, 2022

May 10 

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

May 10 by machary May 7, 2022

May 9 

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

May 9 by machary May 3, 2022

May 8 

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

May 8 by machary May 2, 2022