machary 's definitions

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

June 12

Hang out with ur bestie

Me: hey girl yk what tday is
her: yessss june 12!!
me: yes bestie hang out with ur bestie day
her: alr let’s do it

by machary June 5, 2022

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

June 2

Spend time with ur cousins

Me: hey cuzzo it’s june 2
cuzzo:?

me: spend time with ur cousins day slownut

cuzzo: oh yeeee 😅

by machary May 29, 2022

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022