June 12

Hang out with ur bestie

Me: hey girl yk what tday is
her: yessss june 12!!
me: yes bestie hang out with ur bestie day
her: alr let’s do it

by machary June 05, 2022

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 03, 2022

May 10

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

by machary May 08, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 02, 2022

May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 08, 2022

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 06, 2022