May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

June 2

Spend time with ur cousins

Me: hey cuzzo it’s june 2
cuzzo:?

me: spend time with ur cousins day slownut

cuzzo: oh yeeee 😅

by machary May 29, 2022

June 4

Go somewhere with ur bsfs

Me: Hey girls it’s June 4
them: what?
Me: …
them: ohhh go somewhere with ur bsfs day
me: yeaaaa
them: let’s go then

by machary May 31, 2022

May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022

June 12

Hang out with ur bestie

Me: hey girl yk what tday is
her: yessss june 12!!
me: yes bestie hang out with ur bestie day
her: alr let’s do it

by machary June 05, 2022

2 June

National Annoy Your Best Friend Day

me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.

by machary May 31, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 03, 2022