maX's definitions

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

Chemical Brothers

Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.

The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!

by Max September 15, 2003

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

queued

A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA

man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time!
man 2: stop using kazaa and use Ares

by max April 20, 2005