Definitions by ma jones

righteous 

worthy of my time

The model over there is righteous, but I'm not sure about this fabric one.

righteous by ma jones May 17, 2004

release the chocolate hostages 

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

release the chocolate hostages by ma jones May 17, 2004

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

fuzzy dild smack by ma jones May 6, 2004

dild smack 

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

dild smack by ma jones May 6, 2004

fluster 

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

fluster by ma jones May 6, 2004

a-bag 

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

a-bag by ma jones May 4, 2004