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florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.
person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
mugGet the florentinermug.

i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.
1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!
by ma jones May 18, 2004
mugGet the i know! that's what im saying!mug.

a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails
person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face
by ma jones May 4, 2004
mugGet the a-bagmug.

righteous

The model over there is righteous, but I'm not sure about this fabric one.
by ma jones May 17, 2004
mugGet the righteousmug.

casual sex

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties
usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.
by ma jones May 18, 2004
mugGet the casual sexmug.

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