a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

by ma jones May 04, 2004

takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

by ma jones May 20, 2004

weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

by ma jones May 18, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

by ma jones May 17, 2004

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

by ma jones May 27, 2004

fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

by ma jones May 06, 2004