Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.
i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
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Charlie

IVE BEEN CHARLIED FOR THE PAST WEEK
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Lettuce

That lettuce be tasty
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Cheese foot

When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!
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Charlie

I'VE BEEN CHARLIED FOR THE PAST WEEK UGH!!!!!
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