Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.
Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.
by Mike November 28, 2003
by mike June 16, 2006
A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.
Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
by Mike March 20, 2008
master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7
any problems contact my secretary
TheScheduler@schedulemyass.penis
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7
any problems contact my secretary
TheScheduler@schedulemyass.penis
by mike March 17, 2005
Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.
Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.
by Mike April 26, 2005
by Mike August 23, 2004