by Mike January 01, 2004

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.
And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
by Mike June 20, 2005

On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
by Mike December 28, 2005

by mike May 13, 2005

Rifftraxs are .mp3's that you sync with a DVD which provide a hilarious MST3K-esque commentary. It was created and is performed by Mike Nelson of MST3K fame, though occasionally guest riffers with stop by to help, such as Kevin Murphy (also of MST3K fame) in the Star Trek V riff.
"It sucks that MST3K got cancelled, huh?" says Uninformed Yet Impressionable Friend
"DUDE! YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT RIFFTRAX! IT'S JUST LIKE MST3K, EXCEPT NOW HE MAKES FUN OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!" replies Hyped Up Rifftrax Fan.
"DUDE! YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT RIFFTRAX! IT'S JUST LIKE MST3K, EXCEPT NOW HE MAKES FUN OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!" replies Hyped Up Rifftrax Fan.
by Mike August 23, 2006

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
by Mike October 14, 2004
