Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 04, 2004

boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

by luke October 05, 2003

Emocore

all along the lines of Emo, but more emotionally charged music then emotionally charged lyrics. This means, their are often heavy guitars and the occasional screaming.

also known as Emo-Screamo

Funeral for A Friend

by Luke June 15, 2004

Prowess

Skill. elite, The Best of the Best.

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.

by Luke May 14, 2003

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 03, 2006

murder dolls

best band in the world and r best freainds with luke grinstead

people hate me

by LUKE August 27, 2003

harry potter

A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.

Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.

I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!

by Luke July 20, 2004