The Troise

The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.
Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.
by luke February 17, 2005
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flip flops

A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!

Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
by Luke June 10, 2006
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balla

One who plays ball like no other.
WOW, Luke is such a balla!
Luke is a balla like no other.
Unlike Dane, Luke is a true balla.
by luke March 12, 2003
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The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.
While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!
by luke February 16, 2005
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jigstick

some jigstick stole my fucking wallet
by Luke August 14, 2003
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skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.
1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"
by luke April 10, 2005
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gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
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