luke's definitions

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 6, 2007

Technogeek

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp

will you look at the size of that technogeek

by luke December 31, 2004

yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb

Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno

by Luke April 17, 2004

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

bouglash

1.Seriously ugly or deformed
2.Disgusting, distasteful
(also see bouglasherie)

1. "Ugh that girl was soo bouglash, she made my stomach turn"
2. That pizza was seriously bouglash, was it past it's sell by date?

by Luke December 3, 2004

Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005