no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 27, 2004

Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.

"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"

by Luke February 19, 2004

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke March 02, 2005

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 07, 2003

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 27, 2004

pineapple in your hat

when someone puts a bomb in your hat and admires you as you explode.

"im gonna put a pineapple in his hat"

by luke July 28, 2004

beef curtians

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

by luke January 05, 2004