luigi's definitions

AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

feature creep

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

by Luigi July 9, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

Vlade Divac

The King of Flop. So called center who falls to the ground with very little contact to draw a foul.

Vlade's defender sneezed on the other end of the court, and Vlade fell down causing the offical to call a foul.

by Luigi July 20, 2004