lucy's definitions

Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 14, 2005

mormon

A definition I wrote which got consored because I said that polygamy was wrong.

The possession and trafficking of young girls is slavery

by Lucy February 22, 2005

Sock LOVER

1. allie camp. or a very very similar person who spends there spring break matching their socks and is incredibly really really good looking

that girl is sooo sexy shes just like allie

by lucy March 10, 2005

scram

welsh for a scratch. but not any old scratch, its a bitchy, lashing-out type scratch. Or a scratch that gets you serveral times in one go.

'Ah crap I scrammed my leg on that bramble' or 'the bitch scrammed my face'

by Lucy November 9, 2003

Speshmal

Comes from a girl (me) who got tired of saying 'special' and spelling it. So instead was inspired to make it speshmal.

Lucy: "I'm very speshmal."

by Lucy April 13, 2005

Little Wing

The most <u>orgasmic</u> Hendrix song ever written.

ooooh! its on!!!!!! time for some lovin

by Lucy October 24, 2004

Middle School

7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.

Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.

by Lucy October 4, 2004