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The fear of having a fat wife.
Patient - Doc, I keep having nightmares about my wife being fat

Doctor - You just have fatwifeophobia.
by loreto October 18, 2013

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A speciality drinks for haters to keep them hating.

If a normal person drinks the hatoraide they are overcome by jealousy and start hating hard.

Don't drink the hatoraide.
Klay Thompson: "Hey, Lebron's been talking shit about you all season."

Steph Curry: "Yeah, he's been chugging the hatorade big time.
by loreto June 02, 2016

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A speciality drinks for haters to keep them hating.

If a normal person drinks the hatoraide they are overcome by jealousy and start hating hard.
Don't drink the hatoraide.
Klay Thompson: "Hey, Lebron's been talking shit about you all season."
Steph Curry: "Yeah, he's been chugging the hatoraide big time.
by loreto June 01, 2016

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