lord damp nutksdom f's definitions

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

ledge

A name give to a young lad after he helped a lady find her lost children.

"Thanks kid, your a ledge"!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017

pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.

"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017

bird slamming

Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.

"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 6, 2017