lonelywinter's definitions

DIY hack

a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts

evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!

mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those

by lonelywinter July 5, 2023

good grades

something that I get despite staying up all night staring at the ceiling thinking of fanfictions and scenarios in my mind

me during night: *stares at ceiling thinking up a fanfiction and pulls an all nighter*
also me during school: *gets good grades*
me when I get home: *sleeps for 10 hours straight*

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

KOSA

stupid bill that if passed, will prevent children from going online and searching up whatever they want and learning about topics that the government labels "too controversial" "too mature" "too nsfw" stuff. It will not only prevent children from learning about those topics and subjects, but will prevent teachers and educators from teaching about those topics and subjects and spreading awareness to children. Also you don't have any privacy if you are underage, the government does not need to know more about you than your parents

KOSA is a bill that will inform the government of absolutely everything you are doing, your age, your name, your parents, who you are, your name, and everything about you. This law will turn the internet into a fucking north korea for about thousands and millions of children, children that go onto fandoms with nsfw, children that are unaware, children that go onto the internet constantly, and also for children that have a screen time of 12+ hours (guess why)

by lonelywinter July 27, 2023

cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.

person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT

by lonelywinter December 17, 2023