Definitions by litigiosus

uwu time 

When you and your friends have the urge to urinate, but also have the desire to create an uncomfortable atmosphere within the bathroom. Tip: An excellent way to achieve optimal discomfort is to all enter the same cubical.

Friend 1: Hey, is it uwu time yet?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, I've been waiting all lunch.
Friend 3: I don't want to uwu with youwu
Friend 4: wtf is going on right now

uwu time by litigiosus December 16, 2019

Fonkalont

The act of wasting time all the time.
Similar to procrastination, except there is no active task.

Mother: Stop fonkalonting and help me clean the dishes.

Fonkalont by litigiosus May 13, 2019