Fonkalont

The act of wasting time all the time.
Similar to procrastination, except there is no active task.

Mother: Stop fonkalonting and help me clean the dishes.

by litigiosus May 14, 2019

uwu time

When you and your friends have the urge to urinate, but also have the desire to create an uncomfortable atmosphere within the bathroom. Tip: An excellent way to achieve optimal discomfort is to all enter the same cubical.

Friend 1: Hey, is it uwu time yet?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, I've been waiting all lunch.
Friend 3: I don't want to uwu with youwu
Friend 4: wtf is going on right now

by litigiosus December 16, 2019