2 definitions by litigiosus

uwu time

When you and your friends have the urge to urinate, but also have the desire to create an uncomfortable atmosphere within the bathroom. Tip: An excellent way to achieve optimal discomfort is to all enter the same cubical.

Friend 1: Hey, is it uwu time yet?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, I've been waiting all lunch.
Friend 3: I don't want to uwu with youwu
Friend 4: wtf is going on right now

by litigiosus December 16, 2019

Fonkalont

The act of wasting time all the time.
Similar to procrastination, except there is no active task.

Mother: Stop fonkalonting and help me clean the dishes.

by litigiosus May 14, 2019