literal asshole's definitions

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

UTTP

A retarded internet trolling group full of pussy ass bitches who just want the attention their dumbfuck parents never gave them.

Fuck UTTP!

by literal asshole January 5, 2025

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Character.AI

A shitty chatbot website that is ran by a bunch of retarded, power-tripping devs. This piece of shit cannot withstand a server with a large amount of users.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard of Character.AI? It sucks ass
Person 2: Yeah, fuck those devs!

by literal asshole April 26, 2023

Skibidi toilet

Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.

Person 1: Skibidi toilet
Person 2: Go fuck yourself you fatherless retard!

by literal asshole September 3, 2023

Ryth

A shitty and unfunny YouTuber who does autistic commentaries on other cringy YouTubers. This retarded sack of dogshit literally became what he swore to destroy. His fanbase is also just a bunch of obnoxious pussies who haven't graduated from preschool yet.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of the YouTuber Ryth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an assclown!

by literal asshole March 13, 2024

Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

by literal asshole August 2, 2021