Definitions by literal asshole

Don't touch my pizza 

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

Don't touch my pizza by literal asshole May 25, 2025

UTTP 

A retarded internet trolling group full of pussy ass bitches who just want the attention their dumbfuck parents never gave them.

Fuck UTTP!

UTTP by literal asshole January 5, 2025

parasitic shitdigger 

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

parasitic shitdigger by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Ryth

A shitty and unfunny YouTuber who does autistic commentaries on other cringy YouTubers. This retarded sack of dogshit literally became what he swore to destroy. His fanbase is also just a bunch of obnoxious pussies who haven't graduated from preschool yet.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of the YouTuber Ryth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an assclown!

Ryth by literal asshole March 13, 2024

Skibidi toilet 

Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.

Person 1: Skibidi toilet
Person 2: Go fuck yourself you fatherless retard!

Skibidi toilet by literal asshole September 3, 2023

Blitzo 

An ugly piece of shit from Helluva Boss that kills people for money. This assclown is also known to be a self-important, selfish, and manipulative asshole that thinks he's superior to everyone else.

Person 1: Hey dude, do you know Blitzo? He's played by Brandon Rogers.
Person 2: Yeah, fuck him and his stupid character!

Blitzo by literal asshole May 21, 2023

Character.AI Devs 

A bunch of retarded, lowlife, power-tripping, unhygienic pieces of shit that have ruined the reputation of Character.AI. These fucktards are well known for silencing users and shadowbanning them, simply for talking about their retarded filter. They have absolutely no value to society except for being used as a bad example.

See also: Literally 1984

Person 1: The Character.AI filter is literally retarded.
Character.AI Devs: You have been permanently banned.
Person 1: Fuck you.

Character.AI Devs by literal asshole April 27, 2023