Definitions by lisagirl

dry sex 

at least some bottom articles of clothing remain on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex (thrusting, etc) without actual penetration

"The dry sex was gay... well it was!" (LOL. can't believe you said this)

dry sex by lisagirl April 8, 2003

caddywhip

the act of taking a wide slow turn in a car, first partially steering to the wrong direction (left if turning right) then changing steering back to the desired way (back right to turn right) also known as a "G turn". a term coined because a big caddilac when turning takes up a lot of road

"Hey, bust a caddywhip and go down main street"

caddywhip by lisagirl April 8, 2003

scar the bowl 

phrase used when doing #2 and leaving a trail of poo on inside of the toilet bowl despite several flushes

"Man, do you smell that; did you scar the bowl too?"

scar the bowl by lisagirl April 8, 2003

rollin' 

as in "picture me rollin'" by 2pac, meaning to cruise around in a sweet ride (plain english: drive a nice car and try to look very cool while sitting in the back seat with one hand resting on the steering wheel and the other hand propped up on your chin that is bouncing to the beat with your head. driving slowly with windows commonly down, radio playing loudly as rap or hip-hop floods the neighborhood.)

"Picture me rollin' in my 500 benz"

rollin' by lisagirl April 8, 2003

freedom fries

a name for french fries that makes me laugh myself silly because you can't change the name of something cuz you don't like the country's political whatever.... oh wow. i still can't stop laughing. Should I ask my boyfriend for a freedom kiss or get a freedom manicure???!!!! oh crap, that's too funny. (you can't change words like that! i don't care if you're president!)

I was laughing so hard that I cried cuz I went to McDonald's and ordered freedom fries but they said they didn't know what i was talking about and I pretended to freak out at them and call them unpatriotic... like it freakin' matters. i just wanted to laugh about it some more.

freedom fries by lisagirl April 8, 2003

head monster 

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

head monster by lisagirl April 7, 2003

tofu 

1. a nasty meat substitute
2. a nickname for chris hall from christopher to topher to tofu... "the other white meat"

1. Sara put tofu on her salad
2. Hey, Tofu, wanna debate about life?

tofu by lisagirl April 7, 2003