red crush

noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.

Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.

by lil snoopy December 08, 2009

random

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.

Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.

by lil snoopy December 10, 2009