foclev

a group of people with monocles

Foclevs aren't necessarily rich people, they're just people with monocles.

by lightbulbsurgeon April 06, 2022

carcalicious

tasting like a carcass; a delicious tasting carcass

I had a dream where this cat was eating a rat's carcass, and the cat told me it was carcalicious.

by lightbulbsurgeon December 20, 2022

fenestraphobia

the fear of windows

My friend says they have fenestraphobia. I think they're doing it for attention.

by lightbulbsurgeon April 10, 2022

xymnity

the feeling of anger/impatience you get when you are waiting for someone to hurry up and finish typing/writing their sentence

I felt xymnity when my friend took too long to finish typing his sentence. Like, oh my god, it can't take that long to write 2 sentences.

by lightbulbsurgeon April 07, 2022

ignifeafity

a tactile hallucination that makes you feel like your ears are on fire

One of my closer friends makes me feel ignifeafity.

by lightbulbsurgeon April 07, 2022

farmagghio

a word used to describe someone who's annoying

Alisha is a farmagghio because she tripped me in the middle of the hallway.

by lightbulbsurgeon December 03, 2022

juretryism

the act of moulding clay bowls using your toes or feet

He thought that juretryism was a waste of time, and moulding clay bowls with your hands was better.

by lightbulbsurgeon April 03, 2022