Definitions by lichee

felipe 

Bald, nosy annoying busy body that jumps into things that do not concern him and make them about him. Accuses people of things that they have not done to make them seem as pathetic as he really is. Uses people that are to stupid to realize that they are being used a Felipe can be found hiding in crowds behind his fat wife.

There is baldy over there?
Where? Who?
Felipe. He is over there with his wife acting like he has a right to be up here.
Loser. He accused me of some fake crap yesterday that he actually did.
Bald fuck.

felipe by lichee January 18, 2011

Skittles 

An overrated pole dancing naiive skank that thinks that men marry women that pole dance for a living. Usually found on a pole or bar the Skittles only "friends" use her for free drinks while laughing at her manly tattoos, jiggly ass or what she calls "dancing". AKA a bow chicka wow skank.

Heather is dancing tonight.
Good! We can toss her a compliment and get some free drinks since she is working the pole tonight.
What compliments?! Shes a Skittles man!
Gross!

Skittles by Lichee January 17, 2011