legend's definitions

Santa

An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.

Santa loves to put young children at work.

by Legend December 22, 2003

death stick

Pre rolled tobacco that you smoke. ie cigatettes.

Bob wetter love the death sticks.

by legend July 15, 2003

dream head

When you are sleeping, and are dreaming about getting head, but you are actually getting head in real life....by a Thai girlboy named Sal

Boy that dream head i got from Sal last night was sure crazy.

by Legend April 18, 2003

sollified

1. Having a lasting affect on a person or situation.

The guys in the house were so obsessive that they couldn't stop using the word Sollified

by Legend February 28, 2005

nose job

the act of covering ones nose with your mouth and blowing through it, making a funny noise come out of the person's mouth.

I was drunk and some random chick gave me a nose job, lololol...

by legend June 28, 2004

fartbank

Some1 hu cn fart on commandA real Kevin typical Kevin

Hes such a fartbank dude that guy can fart, hes such a Kevin

by Legend February 28, 2005

swivel on it

Used when you dnt give a fuck nd u jst want 2 tel sum1 2 go fuck demselves

Teacher: Wheres your homework?
student:Swivel on it!!!

Go swivel on it awrite!!!

by legend May 5, 2005