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A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.
"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.
"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.
"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.
"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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a fruity upper-class snob.
"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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Yip
Slang word for sperm used in the north-west of england.
"ARRRGH I've got yip in my eye!!"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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To break wind. To fart
"jesus!have you bimfed"
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

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