A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004
Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole November 02, 2003
Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
by Led Zeppole October 27, 2003
An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.
Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).
by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003
When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.
Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.
OR
Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
OR
Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003
1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.
2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
by Led Zeppole October 02, 2004
by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003