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A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?
you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!
by lazirus July 8, 2004
Get the dickless weener mug.Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
by lazirus July 8, 2004
Get the Spontaneous Gonorrhea II mug.A form of laziness that every person partakes of but is a form of slacking that I'm sure no American is aware of(except for me). It implies that you are so lazy, that you do not even wish to support your upper body with brute strength alone, and therefore is reduced to (often while sitting) putting all centrifugal weight on a crutch. All jocks do it, so the next time someone with interests surrounding technology has fun poked at their lazy ass by a nigger or honky football player, imagine the following dialogue...
"lolz chris, you weakling, you slouch and don't play sports, and your only spent energy surrounds your hands in the form of wanking off, playing video games, and operating a comp-..."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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by lazirus July 6, 2004
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(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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Get the Gotta catch 'em all mug.Arguably one of the finest games ever created. Though like Seiken Densetsu 3 it never made it stateside, it was big in the UK and among the many gamers in America that have managed to get a hold of it, myself included.
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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