lazirus's definitions

Ice Cube

THE rap artist. His real name is O'Shea Jackson.

A good example of Ice Cube.

by Lazirus May 2, 2004

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...

1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.

2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.

3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.

4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.

by lazirus July 8, 2004

jigga g

I say this often, and have no viable ideas as of yet to its meaning.

FUCK the example. man must I always include an example?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Sappholand

The mental state of mind that men/boys take on when they become fans in any way shape or formof pop music. It is a state of being incredibly homosexual, and decide to callously and so obviously hide your carnal desires surrounding your fellow man by saying you think the female pop star is attractive, and you only like her for that reason. When in reality, you want to assimilate into the female sex, and give female friends tips about hairstyles and ways of dressing while at night, dating cute young boys and taking them home, and doing the nasty with them.

I once knew someone that went to a Britany Spears concert because she was "way hot, dude". While we gave him a false sense of security by saying "Oh, yeah, right, because she's hot, we understand." when he left the room, the first words out of our bodies were "FUCKIN' FAG."

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Leaning on your arm

A form of laziness that every person partakes of but is a form of slacking that I'm sure no American is aware of(except for me). It implies that you are so lazy, that you do not even wish to support your upper body with brute strength alone, and therefore is reduced to (often while sitting) putting all centrifugal weight on a crutch. All jocks do it, so the next time someone with interests surrounding technology has fun poked at their lazy ass by a nigger or honky football player, imagine the following dialogue...

"lolz chris, you weakling, you slouch and don't play sports, and your only spent energy surrounds your hands in the form of wanking off, playing video games, and operating a comp-..."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."

by lazirus July 8, 2004

bXe

Stands for "Bent Edge". The opposite and not to mention total opposition of sXe. An antonym for all sXe stands for. The curved and perverse blade the metaphor suggests symbolizes 10 packs a day, the liberal usage of amphetamines and alcohol, and partaking of the most outlandish forms of sex involving animals and sometimes objects and sometimes fuckin' both. Often a fan of <i>Power Rangers DinoThunder</i>.

When the fuck did this "sXe" business come around anyways? I didn't approve this, so who did? It's like we shouldn't be going forward in time simply becuase of the constant submerging of humanity at the hands of new-age religions and ways of life. But don't ever say we should be returned back in time as that would be even worse. Time should cease, so that everyone, and bullshit like sXe and PETA, implodes and is obliterated.

Todd:"I'm bXe motherfucker and just mouthed a horse dick, thereby tearing your shit apart!"
Femsy:"Just another reason I should take a pull of a .35."

by lazirus July 10, 2004

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004