lauryn's definitions

dwayner

penis that is wider than it is long

hockey puck, tuna can

by Lauryn June 11, 2006

fuckboy ass hoe

A boy who thinks he can get any girl , play with her heart/emotions , makes her catch feelings & then leaves her

Friend: You okay ?
Girl: No . I got my heart broken by a fuckboy ass hoe

by Lauryn June 2, 2016

cork

sticking one of your fingers (or many) up a persons butthole through their clothing (thumb is also and option) while yelling cork at the top of your lungs

*stick finger up butt and....* CORK!!

by Lauryn July 10, 2003

butt curtain

when someone ties a sweatshirt around their waist to cover their butt.

When Alyssa and I go walking, she always wears a butt curtain.

by lauryn June 5, 2005