lauren stern's definitions

iFucked

Getting fucked over by an apple product

Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!

by lauren stern December 19, 2008

LOrgasm

To have an orgasm because of something that happens in an episode of LOST.

I had 3 LOrgasms during last night's episode.

by lauren stern January 22, 2009

Catching it in the Rye

To be shot in the eye with a plethora of different things. Ranging from ketchup, to orange juice, to feces, to skeet.

After Catching it in the Rye: "Ah! I just Caught it in the Rye! How am I gonna get this ketchup/orange juice/feces/ skeet out?!"

by lauren stern December 19, 2008