The act of a singer getting into his music very much and randomly start "OOOOOooohhhhOOOHhhh aaaaaAAAHhhhhh" ing all over the place. Experts believe this is brought on by the euphoria that is brought on by certain beats.
Jim: Hey you hear basshunters' new song?
Jay: Sure did, he totally lyrgasmed the hell out of that song
A lordgasm is an orgasm one might receive when worshiping and believing so hard they cream their jeans. It is apparent in the faces and actions of millions of deep faith christians. This provides them to have an outlet for their sexual energy that is otherwise denied them due to their faith.
That girl just had a lordgasm and spoke in tongues - she's not going home with dry panties
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.