laura's definitions

saxamaphone

1)another word for saxaphone

2) a fat person

1) SAXAMAPHOOOOOONE!

2) You're such a saxamaphone!

by Laura February 12, 2005

anaconda

a big piece of shit.

Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."

by laura December 14, 2004

krotler

refering to something or someone of white-trash

eww she is so krotler!

by laura May 13, 2005

jacked

someone has stonlen someting

someone's jacked me mobile!!

by laura June 17, 2004

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

bak at cha

if sum1 insults or flirts you and you think the same thing about them then instead of saying it again just say bak at cha

PS1: i think your well sexy
PS2: bak at cha ;)

by laura September 21, 2003

CNS

Chilly Nipple Syndrome

When i walked outside all the boys heads turned, and their pants tightend... for i was suffering some severe CNS.

by Laura January 22, 2005