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Urban Patriot

One who has a mania for the urban dictionary.
Me: URA Urban Patriot
Random Guy XII: What the what do U mean
by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Albert Einstein

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect
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by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Dinosaur

A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Me: I C a dino on the tree
Weirdo: RU insane your an id**t
Me: Birds are dinosaurs your dumb
by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Sucks

by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Me: (Searches up Youtube)
Urban Dictionary: A website that is owned by Google that has absolutely terrible copyright rules, thanks to the DMCA.
Me: What the heck Youtube is awesome its the best website for videos on the planet who cares about the copyright rules anyway
by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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A word you are too lazy to read
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by laser_fox March 12, 2021
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TikTok

The sound a clock makes when the minute hand gets stuck and explodes
Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it

Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
by laser_fox March 12, 2021
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