lance's definitions

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

420

Code for the word Marijuana. Also supposedly, the perfect time to smoke. One rumor of its' origin comes from proposition 420 which was to legalize weed, but failed.

Hey, it's 420... =)

by Lance April 16, 2004

canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.

no example

by Lance January 6, 2004

Mortland

The name of a online and console gaming hacker, best known for his attack on Sept 9th 2002 attack on a gaming server known as Phantasy Star Online. The name "Mortland" has no true meaning behind it, allthough translated to "Terre De Mort" in french it means Death Land.

Man i really hate that Mortland Guy.
Mortland sucks, but then again....

by Lance July 10, 2004