lance's definitions

canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.

no example

by Lance January 6, 2004

merican

an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.

"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."

by Lance November 24, 2003

Dirty Red Wheeler

Petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the St. Albert Garden Market IGA. These carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult

"Chris is a dirty red wheeler"

by Lance November 7, 2003

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

Niceties

Extremely good.

P1: 1 (4n 5p34k 1n 1337!
P2: Niceties!

by Lance November 5, 2003

a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.

P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!

by Lance November 5, 2003

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula

"You dirty red wheeler!"
"What, freaky nebula?"

by Lance October 27, 2003