lance's definitions
by Lance May 27, 2004

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.
by Lance February 5, 2005

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.
by Lance January 5, 2005

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”
2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004

get the fuck off me you shiznazer
by lance October 22, 2004

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.
by Lance February 28, 2005

A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.
by Lance February 26, 2005
