kyle queef's definitions

Going Stalefish

When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.

Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

maction

1) A combination of the words "manly" and "action". Often used in association with movies involving bruce willis or arnold schwarzenegger.

2) a combination of the words "maximum" and "action"

1) damn, that movie was insane, there was so much maction!

2) dude i think commando is my favorite movie simply because of the maction.

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

Spanish Rub Job

The act of rubbing ones penis on the side of a face with extreme facial hair. Thus causing a 'cock burn'

Shit my dick is so sore from getting a Spanish rub job last night.

by kyle queef July 21, 2009