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G4TV

A TV channel for high school and college loners that like to get their battery charged with a little softcore porn and maybe some random anime thing or Ninja Warrior. The kid usually grows up to be an IT professional or video game designer, or works at McDonalds and goes on MySpace to get money by taking surveys. They are usually about 30 til they get married and never have kids.
Bob: I can't get Playboy TV
Bill: Check out G4TV...basically it has the same stuff
by Kyle 230 August 9, 2009
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facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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1991

The year I was born and it was a kickass year. The Ruskies finally got it figured out that communism sucks, the internet was invented, music was great, good movies came out, Twins won the world series, and the world was in peace, with an exception for some nuiscance think with Desert Storm that lastest only 3 months, not 8 years like this other Bush did it. A very spiritual year and music even had a futuristic-spiritual sound to it, way farther ahead than now. Then the grunge heads had came in and brought it backwards to the 1960s. America was at it's peak that year.
1991 was a kickass year...even though I was only a baby
by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010
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Sarah Palin

A crappy presidential candidate that will be as destructive as Obama and Bush combined, even worst. Sarah Palin wants ethics reforms, which means we will be stuck in the dark ages of the afraid of getting nuked by Russians early 1950s with conservative values. We will be taught exclusively creationism and the Sun revolved around the Earth and Latin should be taught in schools. Any modern Rennaissance, industrial, and technological revolution thing will be scrapped. She will also probably censor the shit out of the TV and the internet, so sites such as Urban Dictionary will not exist because of it's immoral sexual va

She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.
Sarah Palin will bring us back to church owned government of the dark ages.
by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010
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the dream

An annoying R&B singer that sings about the same stuff in his songs and they all sound the same. His voice sounds like some weird mouse and he teams up with Mariah, which should be done completely by Mariah Carey.

But he has some catchy song though.

And he always begins his song with Radio Killa.
The dream sucks at first but he grows on you.
by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009
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electrorock

Rock/alternative music that has dance/electronica like influences to it. It is not the 80s hair bands and it is not Gary Newman, it is a different bunch of guys. Think of guys such as 3!0h3, The Killers, Forever The Sickest Kids, Kevin Rudolf, Ke$ha, The Veronicas, 78violet, and any band scene kids go crazy over
Kevin Rudolf makes some good electrorock songs
by Kyle 230 May 28, 2010
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junior

Basically the year when you are not yet a senior, but think you are as cool as the senior and better than the seniors. It is generally the peak of high school and kids get cocky and think they know it all. It is the first year of indepedent driving in most states, but learners permits start in different countries. To be a cool junior, you pretty much need to have your own car, and the prom is a big deal for you. It is like life or death. Junior year is also the hit in the head year, when you realize that college is only 2 years to go and you'll have to prepare for your partying by taking the SAT and get into Harvard to party.
Staci is a junior. Time to go to the prom and study for the SAT.
by Kyle 230 May 4, 2010
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