63 definitions by kyle 230

Basically the year when you are not yet a senior, but think you are as cool as the senior and better than the seniors. It is generally the peak of high school and kids get cocky and think they know it all. It is the first year of indepedent driving in most states, but learners permits start in different countries. To be a cool junior, you pretty much need to have your own car, and the prom is a big deal for you. It is like life or death. Junior year is also the hit in the head year, when you realize that college is only 2 years to go and you'll have to prepare for your partying by taking the SAT and get into Harvard to party.
Staci is a junior. Time to go to the prom and study for the SAT.
by kyle 230 May 4, 2010
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Basically having Chuck Norris as the President. He doesn't believe in the government and he rather get rid of that place called the White House and let everyone do anything they want besides kill each other because we are America. He was a great world peacemaker and he taught a form of ecomonics that every country except for Australia and Scotland haven't really thought of. It is called Common sense. Save your money, put it in the bank, don't blow it all on stupid shit, invest in something to help humanity and not for greed, and you don't need some Communist dictator tell you what to do. He kicked some Soviet ass by telling Gorbachav to tear down the wall in the most kickin' ass way.
Ronald Reagon just believed in Ass Kickin', Not Government
by kyle 230 August 14, 2010
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Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.
Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.
by kyle 230 February 10, 2010
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A channel that you can't get rid of.
Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!
by kyle 230 August 10, 2009
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The chicks you see on Urban Dictionary that are basically the hottest teenage girls on the planet that wear stupid tees that could be found at a swap meat.
Man I wanna fuck this Urbandictionary diva selling this crappy shirt about mowing the lawn.
by kyle 230 July 29, 2009
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Pretty much classes that you take in high school or college that are totally useless in the real world, but the professors claim that you cannot survive without knowing about worthless garbage such as how to calculate functions and matrixes. Where wil you use this to figure out how much gas to put in your car. Don't need no function. Just find a cheap gas station, which is hard to find, and fill that shit up and pay the bill. Who needs functions and polynomials.
Algebra II - who needs that shit. Bunch of fluff
by kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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A more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. You usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. But at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. The dorm has very little privacy. Usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
Fuck the dorm, I am splurging and renting an college apartment
by kyle 230 August 2, 2009
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