papaya

A fruit with juices that can cause prolonged erections

After I bit into a papaya, I realized that Playboy is a waste of money and I can just buy papayas to make my penis go up longer.

by kwang June 09, 2003

condominium

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

by kwang June 10, 2003

big pussy

A large cat

lion

by kwang June 25, 2003

Ice cream

Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk

There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.

by kwang June 05, 2003

Pain

The thing that you will feel if you don't go away!

Feel pain!

by kwang June 05, 2003

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 09, 2003

homophone

a homosexual telephone

The telephone raped my ass last night because it was gay.

by kwang June 08, 2003