Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
by kungfumermaid December 18, 2015