kung-fu jesus's definitions

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

lotus

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.

The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.

See Drazar

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 18, 2006

c'est la vie

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".

*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

C'est la guerre

The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".

See my definition of C'est la vie

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004