Amred convoy

A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.
An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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pwn3d

When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography
We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.
I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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below the belt

(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.
That was a bit below the belt



he hit me below the belt
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Zulu Bull attack

The 30,000 strong zulu army used to prepare itself for battle by using the infamous zulu bull attack. Used successfully against the British army in the first part of war for control of zululand (insouth east Africa; south Africa, Lesotho, Mozambique, Swazailand) until effective counters after the first few battles.


The attack was really just a clever formation, where the forces would divides themselves into four equal pieces.

Three of the pieces would line up, closely packed, next to eachother. These would represent the head of the bull and it's horns. The other 25% would be behind the head, fairly spaced out, to give the impression of massiveness. These represented the body.


The head and horns would march slowly toward the enemy, and once within 250 metres, the head would rush the enemy to test it's firepower. After many of the head had fallen, the rest could then rush and the enemy would also. But the horns would move faster than the head,a nd surround the enemy. This left themwith two choices;


•retreat, which was near impossible. Zulu always made sure there was a slope nearby so the enemy would have trouble with this

•Rush into the remaining head and through the body. This would ultimately spell doom.


The weakness in this form of attack was that it relied on the enemy doing something. The British army eventually figured that it should stay still and only shoot at 100 yards, thus securing victory at many battles, notably the origianal test at Rorke's drift, where 140 soldiers, 36 of which were wounded, defeated 4500 Zulu by killing almost half.
The zulu bull attack was devastating to all but the most disciplined of soldiers, who could easily pick off the attackers from distance.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!
Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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