kung-fu jesus's definitions
LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the LWTmug. The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.
The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the lidlmug. Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Rocked you like a hurricane!
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Rocked you like a hurricane!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the Hurricanemug. A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the said in contextmug. The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
Get the right hand manmug. by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004
Get the spit the gamemug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the satisfiedmug.