Definitions by kung-fu jesus

doubleflushing 

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.

What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.

doubleflushing by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

squared circle 

The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.

See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury

As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.

squared circle by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

Volvo by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

All mouth and no trousers 

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

All mouth and no trousers by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004

creme de la creme 

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

creme de la creme by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

i make this look good by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

tittytacular 

spectacular titties. usually a pair with huge nipples.

oh my, look at the size of those nipples! What a tittytacular specimen!

tittytacular by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004