kung-fu jesus's definitions

Rollin' in a hearse

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.

That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

XR3i

A faster version of the Ford Escort.

Woohoo, XR3i!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

honeymoon period

(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.

After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

incestous

Of incest.

John had an incestous relationship with his niece.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Amred convoy

A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.

An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004