kung-fu jesus's definitions

pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice

lolol teh facesex!!!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

marlon brando

Don Corleone!

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004