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pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the pavarottimug.

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.
400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the 400imug.

facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice
lolol teh facesex!!!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
mugGet the facesexmug.

marlon brando

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
mugGet the marlon brandomug.

butcher's hook

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
mugGet the butcher's hookmug.

kiddie crap

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the kiddie crapmug.

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the hand canonmug.

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