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americanism

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than
Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.
la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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knocking shop

Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
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middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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