Definitions by kung-fu jesus

The Pencil Test 

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

The Pencil Test by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

zooerastian 

One who commits acts of beastiality.

Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.

zooerastian by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

animal porn 

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.

hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!

animal porn by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

don't go, stay and eat my ass 

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

don't go, stay and eat my ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

script kiddie clique 

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

script kiddie clique by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

crack your ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

brought 

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.

oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.

brought by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004