kung-fu jesus's definitions

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

soup-up

To increase power.

Let's souped up our car/bike/washing machine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Ant

(n.) Someone who has no charm, and is a perfect worker. Works for shit money in any job and never complains. Charactorless and un-noticed. Most of you, then.

You and your ant family are mine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004