kung-fu jesus's definitions

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

me Julie

(n.) One's girlfriend a female acquintance. Julie is interchangeable with your girlfriends' name.

She turns me on with her big babylons.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.

la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than

Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004